Dewey Bass
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Early Life
1978. Hip hop was on the rise, punk was in decline, and humanity suffered under the most ridiculous fashion decisions it had yet made in its brief time on Earth. Yes, including powdered wigs and hoop skirts. It was into this turbulent environment that Dewey Bass was born, thankfully too young to ever wear a platform shoe with a fish in it, but sadly too young to see DJ Kool Herc in his prime.
And so...
Many years later, he would appear on Sarcastic Voyage, after learning valuable skills like walking and how to sign into Skype.
Useful(?) Skills and Abilities
Dewey can name almost any song that doesn't suck and many that do in 2 bars or less. People used to say he looked like Kevin Smith all the time. He does an uncanny impression of the baby murlocs from World of Warcraft. He also apparently writes and draws some web comic called Comics From Space.
Unbelievable True And True-esque Facts
-Dewey is the father of Compassionate Fascism™.
-Fed a dolphin as a child.
-Has a charisma value of 18.
-Almost single-handedly responsible for renewing Annie Ladner's monthly comic book collecting habit.
-Owns enough t-shirts promoting the band Clutch to wear a new one every day for nearly two weeks.
-Has met Internet Celebrity JABSEN. Three times!
-Once did a Stan Lee impression so perfect and true that he will never try it again for fear that it was a fluke. Only five people witnessed this miracle. The lone phrase uttered while possessed by the spirit of Stan was "Put some more pouches on 'im!"
-The amazing story of his life was recreated for the screen in the film Air Bud, which he has never seen and cannot judge.
Michael...
there's some one in the warehouse.
Podcast appearances
- 30 - "Clusterflonk part 1" (segment)
- 39 - "Verboten 2: Star Wars"
