Golizza

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In episode 38, regular correspondent "Duh" asked AAl and Matt some standard "who would win in a fight?" question, and offered among the choices the name "Golizza." Little was known of Golizza at that point, and little remains known of him (or possibly her). This is what we do know:

Golizza is apparently mightiest of all monsters, and should be feared
Golizza is NOT Godzilla. He/she may be Godzilla's retarded cousin, or may be entlirely unrelated. No man can say.
Golizza may, like its possibly unrelated psuedocousin, have spawned spinoff creatures such as Mecha-Golizza and Golookie. Or not.
Golizza has crossed eyes, his tongue is usually hanging out, and he breathes cakes instead of fire. (Or more like spits up cakes, who really knows?)
Golizza is not, as far as we can tell, a panther.
The preferred pronunciation is with an accent on the second syllable.
Bill Cosby is Golizza's dad. He is great. And he gives him the chocolate cake.
Golizza loves Iron Chef, and in fact, has appeared on the show.
Golizza may live in a tiny candy castle.
Little is known of the period between Golizza's prophecied hatching and his/her rise to prominence and infamy. According to tradition, it is believed that a young Golizza served as a mount for Raptor Jesus during his entrance into Dinotopia. Thus, Raptor Jesus is the only being documented to have tamed Golizza.

~~A few~~ MANY artists have taken a stab at imagining what Golizza might look like.