Mike DiDonato is a professional nobody that lingered in full obscurity for years before the invention of the internet, where the possibilities for anonymous sarcasm propelled him to partial obscurity. His hobbies include weeping in the fetal position and fishing. He considers Flonk a friend, which should tell you everything you need to know about this sorry bastard. Despite all this, Mike is universally loved, like a puppy or a grilled cheese sandwich. Or a puppy that can MAKE you a grilled cheese sandwich. Or a grilled cheese sandwich with puppy meat in it! Mike is the big toe of the fabled NY Crew from the message board that will not be named. Named so for the amount of times he's kicked sand into the internet's vagina.
- 58 - "Hello Panther"